garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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