Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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