you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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