Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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