OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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