ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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