I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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