Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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