If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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