69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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