It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish i was in the wii world.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize