I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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