I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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