What a fucking waste of an outfit
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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