What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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