I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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