Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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