So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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