Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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