3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i will never coherently bang her
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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