you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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