Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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