yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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