I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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