Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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