Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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