Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize