rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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