Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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