My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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