somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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