i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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