And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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