Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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