I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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