There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
