he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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