i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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