Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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