I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
