Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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