Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
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Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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