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the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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