Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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