He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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