You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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