So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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