Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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