its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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