Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
that may or may not have been my penis.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Randomize
