i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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