ya dads aren't the best wingmen
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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